superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t have done that.
me: throws you back into the locker
Superwholockian: *summons Lucifer and has tea with him in the locker which is secretly the TARDIS*